No matter what JOB I have or HOUSE I live in or CAR I drive or LOVER I take, I am bigger than ALL those things!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Waste Not, Want Not
It wasn't until I allowed two, young guys (20 & 22) to rent rooms in my place that I came to fully understand how wasteful young people can be. One of them runs the water in the sink while he's brushing his teeth until he's completely done brushing. I also caught him once, running the water in the shower while he was in his room, d*ckin' around. I kindly walked into the bathroom and turned it off. The other youngun likes to sleep with (3) different lights blazing! I walked into his room when I awakened the other morning and turned off ALL THREE! Keep in mind, this is the same youngun who has NEVER been able to pay his rent on time. EVER! A couple nights ago, he even had the audacity -- the unmitigated gaul -- to have an OVERNIGHT GUEST!!! I thought, WOW! Now, that's some SERIOUS balls on a dude who is BARELY 5'4" and 95 lbs soaking wet!!! -- I now know how parents feel when they have to teach their children environmental responsibility! I suspect these young guys won't understand my "nagging" until THEY have to PAY the utility bills THEMSELVES!