I was just sittin' here typin' when my left eye felt itchy, so I rubbed it. Afterwards, I couldn't see clearly out of the eye. I went to the bathroom to simply remove my contact lenses altogether, but when I went to remove the left contact, it wasn't there! WTF!! Where'd it go, I wondered. I retraced my steps and looked on the floor, thinkin' it must've fallen out. Well, after a few moments, I did indeed find it on the floor next to the computer chair. Nothin' like that has ever happened to me. I mean, I rubbed that same eye once before and the contact got lodged under the eyelid (can we say, PAINFUL?)! Anyway, I managed to salvage the darn thing and it's now soaking in the "no rub" (can we say, IRONY?) disenfectant solution! I tell you, if I wasn't afraid of Lasik surgery, I'd do away with contacts in a heartbeat! And in a New York minute! Haaa!