A black child turns to his Mother & asks, "Mom, aren't We African-American, Black and Colored?" His Mother turns to him & says, "Honey, shhh, no, we're not. TODAY, and only today, we are proud to be N*GGAS; so, dem Mexicans are gon' have to jump FIRST!"
The little Black boy turns to the little Mexican kid sitting next to him & laughs!
The Mexican kid laughs louder & says, "Today, and only today, I'm a WETBACK, so get ready to jump, my N*gga!!!!"