Monday, April 12, 2010

A Plane

As a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom & says, "Sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already released the luggage over the sea & the plane continues to lose speed.  I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start ejecting passengers by alphabetical order; beginning with the letter 'A' of course.  So, are there any AFRICANS on board?  Any AFRICAN-Americans?"  No One Answers.  "Ok, now, 'B'... BLACKs? Any black people?"  Again, silence.  "'C.' COLOREDs?  Any COLORED people?"  Silence.

A black child turns to his Mother & asks, "Mom, aren't We African-American, Black and Colored?"  His Mother turns to him & says, "Honey, shhh, no, we're not.  TODAY, and only today, we are proud to be N*GGAS; so, dem Mexicans are gon' have to jump FIRST!"

The little Black boy turns to the little Mexican kid sitting next to him & laughs!

The Mexican kid laughs louder & says, "Today, and only today, I'm a WETBACK, so get ready to jump, my N*gga!!!!"

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