I have to admit that sometimes, when people ask my age, I hesitate before I tell it. And, to be 100% honest, I have sometimes outright lied. You know, shaved off a year or two. But WHY? I'll tell you why. Because a part of me feels a little self-conscious about being my age. And that's CRAZY! Absolutely CRAZY!
NO MORE regrets about divulging my true age!!!! 'Cause being here on this planet is a COLOSSAL PRIVILEGE that's universally denied to MANY!