Wednesday, October 29, 2014
What I know for sure is that if being this size makes him feel better, so be it. But to me, he looks incredibly thin. I've never had a weight "problem," so I don't know what he's thinking.
I hope he loves himself. Regardless his weight.
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Today I received the results back from my colonoscopy. I'm THRILLED to say that there were NO polyps spotted.
What I'm NOT thrilled about is that my colon WASN'T completely clear of "debris." I was told to only eat clear foods the day before the procedure. So, I thought the chicken broth I purchased would do the trick.
Well, when I opened the broth, I noticed that it wasn't clear like I'm used to. It was cloudy. Who knew that organic free range broth looks different than regular broth? I sure didn't.
When I looked at one of the images of my colon, I felt like a heel for not being thoroughly cleaned out. I know I should be happy that after the cloudy liquid was vacuumed out of my colon, there were no polyps visible. And I AM happy about that. But dangit, I pride myself on being the consummate patient. I wanted to be applauded by the doctor for having a colon as clean as the Board Of Health! But, oh no, that damn cloudy broth effed me up!
In today's consultation I was told that since my colon wasn't whistle clean, I should come back within five years and have another colonoscopy. So, I'll do just that.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Good Colon Prep
Two weeks from now I go back for a follow-up review of what the doctor saw!
All I know is he had better seen nothin' 'cept SUNSHINE! :)
THIS is what the procedure looks like:
Monday, October 13, 2014
Well, I'm gonna keep drinking until everything is cleared from my colon. I haven't used the bathroom even once yet since drinking the liquid, so I'm sure it's a-comin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a patient man, so what will be, will be!!! :)
Thursday, October 9, 2014
Zach Rance and Me
Jocasta Odom and Me
Cody Calafiore and Me
Caleb Reynolds and Me
Devin Shepherd and Me
Brittany Martinez and Me
As usual, I had a terrific time working with the contestants this season. Truth be told, I just really like meeting new people and hearing their stories.
So, here's to next summer (whether I'm back or not)!!!!!!!!!!