Thursday, October 30, 2014

CAM Jr's Mantra

Gotta remind myself every chance I get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The Weight Of The World

At one time, Al Sharpton weighed 300+ lbs.  Today, he's hovering somewhere around 130 lbs.  

What I know for sure is that if being this size makes him feel better, so be it.  But to me, he looks incredibly thin. I've never had a weight "problem," so I don't know what he's thinking.  

I hope he loves himself.  Regardless his weight.  

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Partly Cloudy

Today I received the results back from my colonoscopy.  I'm THRILLED to say that there were NO polyps spotted.

What I'm NOT thrilled about is that my colon WASN'T completely clear of "debris."  I was told to only eat clear foods the day before the procedure.  So, I thought the chicken broth I purchased would do the trick.

Well, when I opened the broth, I noticed that it wasn't clear like I'm used to.  It was cloudy.  Who knew that organic free range broth looks different than regular broth?  I sure didn't.

When I looked at one of the images of my colon, I felt like a heel for not being thoroughly cleaned out.  I know I should be happy that after the cloudy liquid was vacuumed out of my colon, there were no polyps visible.  And I AM happy about that.  But dangit, I pride myself on being the consummate patient.  I wanted to be applauded by the doctor for having a colon as clean as the Board Of Health!  But, oh no, that damn cloudy broth effed me up!

In today's consultation I was told that since my colon wasn't whistle clean, I should come back within five years and have another colonoscopy.  So, I'll do just that.


Monday, October 27, 2014

Must Be Nice

He's got LOOKS!


He's got MONEY!

I mean, the man seemingly has EVERYTHING!!

God bless him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 25, 2014

And The Living Room Is Easy

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house..." - Exodus 20:17

Well, there's nothing written about not coveting thy neighbor's LIVING ROOM!


Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Renee WHO?????

These images of actress RENEE ZELLWEGER hit the internet today.  And, boy, oh boy, was I FLOORED!  I mean, damn, I thought, WHO is this woman????

Goodness gracious!  Some folks absolutely LOATHE the aging process!  With a PASSION!  God bless her.  If she feels good, I'm good!  

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Dear God...

It's what I'm feelin' at this very moment.

Tomorrow and BEYOND will be MY day(s)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Pure Comedy

Some jokes truly write themselves!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Clean As A Whistle

Good Colon Prep

Walked into the hospital today for my colonoscopy at 8 AM.  Was on the table and being seen at 2:30 PM.  Yes, a COLOSSAL waste of my time.  But truth be told, I'm THRILLED to have had the procedure done!

Two weeks from now I go back for a follow-up review of what the doctor saw!

All I know is he had better seen nothin' 'cept SUNSHINE! :)

THIS is what the procedure looks like:

Monday, October 13, 2014

All Clear

At this very moment I'm in the midst of drinking the prescribed liquid to prepare for tomorrow's colonoscopy!  I've downed (6) 8-oz glasses thus far.  I don't feel anything.  And the liquid doesn't taste as wretched as folks warned me.  It was flavored with lemon, so maybe that's why it doesn't taste nasty.  Actually, it's reminiscent of Gatorade.

Well, I'm gonna keep drinking until everything is cleared from my colon.  I haven't used the bathroom even once yet since drinking the liquid, so I'm sure it's a-comin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a patient man, so what will be, will be!!!  :) 

Thursday, October 9, 2014

16 Going on 17

Zach Rance and Me

Jocasta Odom and Me

Cody Calafiore and Me

Caleb Reynolds and Me

Devin Shepherd and Me

Brittany Martinez and Me

Two weeks ago, BIG BROTHER 16 wrapped and I'm happy to say the show has been picked up for two more seasons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As usual, I had a terrific time working with the contestants this season.  Truth be told, I just really like meeting new people and hearing their stories.

So, here's to next summer (whether I'm back or not)!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Auntie Fee & Me

Oh well, my "debut" on Steve Harvey's talk show came and went today!  And I have to admit, I had a BLAST!!!!!!

An excerpt from the actual date I went on with Auntie Fee is the SECOND video posted below!!!!!  What a HOOT!!!!!!  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 3, 2014

Adam & Eve

Now I know what was meant by...


Thursday, October 2, 2014

Third Time's A Charm

Guess who's going back to see a particular show a THIRD time???