No matter what JOB I have or HOUSE I live in or CAR I drive or LOVER I take, I am bigger than ALL those things!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
On To The Next
Last Saturday I rushed around like a mad man to get a video shot of me auditioning to host a new, cable show, tentatively titled, AMERICAN EATS. I used an old camera I borrowed and enlisted a friend to shoot me. Well, the shoot didn't turn out as professionally as it should have. I shot the darn thing at NIGHT! Big mistake! I needed all the light I could get. Once I got past that faux pas, I made my way into the restaurant and felt much better. I sampled a dish and gave my honest opinion of it. The video footage is neither as crystal clear, nor is the sound as clear as it should be. I paid a guy $50.00 to transfer the dang thing from the camera's mini-cassette to YouTube. Well, I found out yesterday that the producers of the show have now decided they want a "beefy" host. Someone who "looks" like he really enjoys food. WTF!!! I may not be a "beefy" dude, but I assure you, NOBODY enjoys eating as much as I do!!!!!!! Oh, well, on to the next one!!! THE perfect, hosting gig is coming my way. Eventually! I just KNOW it!