Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Core Of The Matter






I am an abdominal Enthusiast! Devotee! Fanatic! Out-and-out Freak!  

When I see defined, ripped abs I feel like I'm lookin' at exquisite works of art! 

To me, the abdominal region of the human body is the seXXXiest part of the body!!!  

I couldn't care less about a FACE if the abs look like they've been sculpted within an inch of life by Michelangelo!!!  

I know if I really worked at it, MINE would be slammmmmin' instead of just...uh...nice.  

Haaa!  

Well, all this yammerin' on just leads me to give props to three of the young fellas on my Facebook Friends list who've just posted their latest, ab pix!  

OUTRAGEOUS!!!  

And the white kid is a mere 18, friggin' yrs old!!!!!!!  

Geez!!!  

Kudos to all three of 'em for PUTTIN' IN THE WORK!  

It's no wonder that SUCCESS seems to stick like glue to those who PUT IN THE WORK!!!!  

On that note, let me get my butt off this computer and onto the floor for a hundred push-ups!!!!!!

The Countdown

The countdown to the New Year has begun.  It's just a little more than 24 hours till 2011 rears its NEW & BEAUTIFUL HEAD!!!  And, honestly, nothing will change for me in the New Year if I don't make some changes NOW!  I'm closer to 50 yrs old than I am to 40.  So, I'm bankin' on this ol' dog being able to learn some new tricks!!!  'Cause life as I'm currrently living it isn't working on a professional front.  Nor on a romantic front!  Lol!  There truly is only ONE thing that'll change everything for me:  ACTION!  I've simply gotta DO instead of THINK ABOUT DOING!  Period!!!!

Strange Fruit

Earlier today, a young lady stopped by to take a look at the spare bedroom I'll be renting next month.  I could tell through her e-mails that she was a character.  And, lo and behold, when she showed up in person, she lived up to my assumption.  The moment she stepped into the apartment she said, "Wow!  This place really is clean."  Lol!  My ad on Craigslist said as much, but I reckon she didn't believe me.  Anyway, she then immediately asked to use the bathroom.  I thought, hmm, is she goin' in there to see if it's clean, too??  Well, when she came out, I showed her the spare bedroom.  She chuckled and said, "You'd hate me.  Because I'm not this neat."  She then practically apologized for wasting my time.  And left!  Haa!  I suspsect a kind, talented, young person who can EASILY afford the rent will be crossin' the threshold soon enough.  I have no worries!  But these strange birds from Craigslist crack me up!  Lol!

If The Shoe Fits

To virtually 99% of the folks I'm friendly with, when it comes to knowing who I truly am...

Haaa!

Is this like almost being able to pay your bills???  Haaa!

Just Keepin' It Real

So Very True