Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

"In 1975, who would have believed we'd one day realize: the president is black, weed is legal, Bill Cosby is a serial rapist, and the all-American, gold medal-winning Olympian dude on the Wheaties box is actually a chick??"
                                                                                                            -- Hollis Evans

The Penis Poem

I couldn't have expressed this sentiment any better.

It is what it is.

Aging AIN'T for SISSIES!

It takes a REAL MAN to endure the physical changes Father Time and Mother Nature inflict upon us gents!  :)

Think Again

The one phrase each and every one of us could say to a loved one and probably be telling the gospel truth.

She, Too, Shall Pass

I don't like confrontation.

Never have.

Whenever I encounter people for whom confrontation is a MUST, I usually find a way to avoid that person.

For the life of me, I can't understand how anyone derives joy from initiating/engaging in a constant argument.

Well, when you're stuck with such a person in the workplace, you may not be able to easily escape.

So...

What do you do?  Well, I simply tune the person out as I plan my getaway.

Honestly, peace and tranquility are my best friends.  I long to be in THEIR presence every, single moment of my life!!!!!!

So...

I've gotta cut off argumentative people at their knees!  Okay, their MOUTHS!  :)

I'm made of stern stuff, so I can endure Miss Argumentative Coworker.

Yes, just like every other unpleasant experience I've encountered in this world, she, too, shall pass.

So Very Much

At this very moment, THIS is what I'm feeling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marvelous Monday

I know everybody likes to complain about Mondays, but dangit, this ol' dude is THRILLED and THANKFUL for being ALIVE to see it!!!!

My Monday began as it has begun over the past two months: 4 AM!  When I hop into the car shortly thereafter, I'm always amazed that there are people on the roads!  But this is L.A., so folks are ALWAYS driving somewhere!

Yesterday, I attended the book signing for BROOKLYN MCLINN's new book.  He had a terrific turnout.  I met one of his dear friends, SHANE.  And that dude was/is the BEST!  Heck, I wound up talking to him the entire time!  I tell ya, I have NEVER met a 'stranger.'  Absolutely NEVER!

I FEEL good.  I LOOK good.

I AM GOOD!

HAPPY MONDAY!

Single Goal

I have but ONE goal today:

Cast a little sunshine on EVERY person I speak to!

Hmm, I like that goal!

I like it a LOT!