Green Eggs And Scam!

I'm soooooooooooo sick of receiving bogus, scam e-mails from "models" who are "working out of the country" at the moment and wanna pay to rent my spare, bedroom "a year in advance."  Geez!  As soon as I post my ad on Craigslist I'm bombarded with these fools!  Of course I always love responding back to them with my standard reply:

"I'd love to have you rent the room and sure, you can send me a check for the entire year's rent. Please also send me your full name and home address so I can send you a contract.


Warmly,
Cameron Smith
Executive Director
Los Angeles Internet Crime Department
Los Angeles, CA  90038"

Ha!  For some odd reason, I've NEVER received a response to MY reply!