As a plane is losing power, a pilot comes over the intercom & says, "Sorry it had to come to this folks, but we've already released the luggage over the sea & the plane continues to lose speed. I hate to have to do this, but now we're gonna have to start ejecting passengers by alphabetical order; beginning with the letter 'A' of course. So, are there any AFRICANS on board? Any AFRICAN-Americans?" No One Answers. "Ok, now, 'B'... BLACKs? Any black people?" Again, silence. "'C.' COLOREDs? Any COLORED people?" Silence.
A black child turns to his Mother & asks, "Mom, aren't We African-American, Black and Colored?" His Mother turns to him & says, "Honey, shhh, no, we're not. TODAY, and only today, we are proud to be N*GGAS; so, dem Mexicans are gon' have to jump FIRST!"
The little Black boy turns to the little Mexican kid sitting next to him & laughs!
The Mexican kid laughs louder & says, "Today, and only today, I'm a WETBACK, so get ready to jump, my N*gga!!!!"
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