Excellence Personified

Regardless what job he takes,

My brother delivers unequaled EXCELLENCE.

Point.

Blank.

And Period.

It would behoove me (and everybody else in this whole wide world) to mirror his every move!

The man is a walking, talking INSPIRATION!

God bless him!

And God has blessed ME by making him MY brother!

Let's Be Honest

1.) The only people who have a problem with NEPOTISM are those who can't benefit from it.

2.) EVERYBODY who has a problem with The Kardashian/Jenner clan would give their eyeteeth to achieve their level of professional/financial success!

3.) Great looks are coveted by EVERYBODY.

4.) Most people feel less than in the presence of those they deem significantly wealthier than they.

5.) Heterosexual men have the most fragile egos of all mankind.

6.) Loving yourself is the GREATEST and, unfortunately, RAREST love of all.

7.) Taking RESPONSIBILITY for our actions is simply much more difficult than BLAMING others.

Hollywood Walk Of Fame - The Trump Edition

Make Hollywood Blvd great again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dog Days

The movie poster/billboard has been released for the film I worked as a print stand-in for Ron Cephas Jones.

DOG DAYS!!!

Yep! The headless black dude with the cane in all print materials is MOI!

And I'm even wearing my father's ring that I inherited after his death.

So, DADDY, my face might not be plastered on billboards and on the sides of buses and bus stops, but YOUR ring IS!!!!

Check out the movie! It looks like a HOOT!

Release date is AUGUST 10th, 2018!!!!!

Imagination(less)

Every time I hear folks in L.A. tell me they're BORED, I think: "You live in Southern California where there are BEACHES, MOUNTAINS and MILLIONS of PEOPLE in need of a helping hand. HOW could you ever be BORED? What you are is devoid of IMAGINATION!!!!"

It's A Good Thing

The Mega Millions Lottery jackpot is $512 million smackeroos!!!!

The moment I clicked onto my social media, THIS is the first posting I saw!

I have a sneaking suspicion it's a good thing I read this information today!
:) :) :) :) :) :)

#WishfulThinking #PowerOfPositiveThinking #ImRichBitch

UPDATE: The winning ticket was purchased in California---at a LIQUOR STORE---but, um, NOT from the same liquor store where I bought MINE! Dangit! Well, I still wish the winner well.

Sorta! :)

BOOM!

I walked out of a theater yesterday and THIS is what I saw!

I don't know the particulars about the crash, but it appears that one motorist wanted to make a left turn and the other wanted to drive straight ahead.

Then BOOM!

I hope both parties survived the collision with no serious injuries!

That is all.

DRIVE COMPASSIONATELY, everybody!

"Featured Engineer" Is My Name

"Dolemite Is My Name"

Earlier today, I was booked for a featured background role in Eddie Murphy's newest film, DOLEMITE IS MY NAME.

My role: "Featured Engineer."

I have no idea what I'll be expected to do in the film, but details are forthcoming!

All I know is that the film stars Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, T.I., Wesley Snipes and a host of other notable, black stars.

I fully intend to have a BLAST on set!

And to eat EVERYTHING in sight!!!!!!

Truth be told, I only accept background work for the FOOD!

Haaaaa! :) :) :) :)

All About You!

If I had to sum up social media in one word, that word would actually be a combination of TWO words:

SELF-PROMOTION!!!

Social media is a relentless barrage of SELF-PROMOTION.

Please look at my...

Dance performance!

Singing performance!

Theater performance!

Feature film performance!

Television performance!

Sporting performance!

Material possessions!

Vacation photos!

Fit body photos!

Attractive friends photos!

Meal photos!

Political beliefs!

The list goes on and on and on and on ad infinitum!

It has gotten to the point that when I come across folks' incessant self-promo ads, I just click forward to the next post.

To me, social media is one, giant television show. Its users entertain, enlighten and disgust each other in almost equal measure.

I'm fine with that.

But what I'm NOT fine with is an endless bombardment of self commercials!

So, self-promoters, you're on notice.

From this point forward, when I go onto my social media pages, I'm keepin' only ONE eye open.

'Cause this ol' dude has had just about enough of looking at YOU!

And YOU!

And YOU!

And YOU!

And...

Ad infinitum! :)

Somebody, Call PETA!

Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

Absolutely Nobody!

NOBODY wants to put the head in only!

Absolutely NOBODY! ☺☺☺☺

Who Do You Love?

Earlier today I went to see WHITNEY, the new documentary on the life of Whitney Houston.

HEARTBREAKING!

The film covered aspects of her life from birth to death. And, man, much of the in between was sad.

The lowlights:

1.) Her brother got her started on drugs (pot) at 16.
2.) She met Robyn, the lesbian her family wanted her to have NOTHING to do with, at 16.
3.) She moved out of her house and in with Robyn at 18. Her mother didn't even know where she had moved.
4.) As a child, she was sexually abused by Dionne Warwick's sister, Dee Dee.
5.) Damn near everybody used her as a meal ticket.
6.) She was sexually fluid.
7.) She never truly bonded with her daughter.
8.) Her final tour was a disaster. Her voice was shot.
9.) Her father suing her for a hundred million bucks broke her heart.
10.) Bobby Brown was incurably envious of her fame, fortune and opportunities.

And the list goes on and on.

Moral of story: NEVER, NEVER, EVER feel envious of others' "supposed" great lives. Because we can NEVER, NEVER, EVER truly know what they're going through.

MISS HOUSTON, I hope and pray your soul is now at rest.

Sing on!

Sing on!

I Won't Complain

Southern California is on FIRE!

And I AIN'T talkin' about our usual summer wildfires!

I'm talkin' the dang WEATHER!!!!

It was 114 degrees yesterday!

1-1-4 DEGREES!

WHAT THE @#$!????

Everybody and their mama is complaining about the heat.

But not I!

And I'm not complaining because I'd rather be in 114 degrees than 14 degrees!!!

I CANNOT take COLD weather!

No, ma'am!

So, right now, at 9:13 PM, it's a cool 87 degrees.

And I'm NOT complaining!

'Cause it sure beats 27, 37 or 47 degrees!

Yeah, it's hotter than hell and half of Georgia, but I'll take it!!!