My Personality

From time to time, a casting director will ask me to record a self-tape, illustrating my personality.

But they don't want more than 20 seconds!

WHAT the @#$!?

How the heck can I show off this incredible personality of mine within 20 seconds???

Well, let's just say that THEIR idea of 20 seconds and MINE just might be a tad different!!! 😂😂😂

I AM who I AM!!!

All FORTY-TWO seconds of me!!! 😂😂😂

Ripe & Juicy

When it comes to selecting a watermelon, I subscribe to the belief that the heaviest one with a big yellow patch is the winner.

Most often, my picks are on the money. But sometimes they aren't.

This time, I hit pay dirt!!!

Ripe and juicy describe this baby!!!

I'm down to the clear container. Emptied the other two within two days. 

I can't get enough of watermelon.

Stereotype be damned!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂