Talk Swoop

As a kid, I used to get such a kick out of "swoopers."  What are "swoopers" you ask?  Umm...they're fellas who just HATE, HATE, HATE the idea that they're goin' BALD, so they swoop their hair from one side to the other!  Geez, fellas, bein' bald ain't THAT bad!  I think I look rather good without hair!  Ha!