Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Ain't Life Grands?


They're 160 calories per serving!  6 grams of saturated fat!  Less than 1 gram of fiber!  4 grams of sugar! And a whopping 590 mg of sodium!  These things are the LAST things on earth we oughta put into our bodies!  But, goodness gracious, they're sooooooooooooo damn gooooooooooood!  Hell, just talkin' about 'em makes my mouth water!  I see they're on sale at Ralph's: (2) cans for $4.00! What's a cholesterol-lowering Lipitor-taker supposed to do?  He's supposed to take his biscuit-lovin' *ss to Ralph's!  See ya!!!!

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