Celestial Seasoning

If you combine steely determination, an incomparable work ethic, unabashed youth & sculpted-to-perfection muscle, then sprinkle a generous portion of pixie dust on top, you know what you get?  A direct link from Heaven to Minnesota!  And a specimen in Human form whose athletic talent makes many mouths drop!  And whose looks make many more mouths drool!  ADRIAN PETERSON, you're the muthablankin' MAN!